Friday, June 13, 2008

Arranged Marriage part 1

My parents call me up when I am really busy to announce that its time.

Me; Time for what (I am utterly clueless here since I was thinking time for what? For them to move back to India, or some astrological time?)

Dad: u know the time has come

Me: For what???? (Or this conversation was going to go forever)

Dad: We have found a girl (ok this is really ridiculous have they found some half sister who they had forgotten to mention, or are they adopting a sister… my imagination is really running in those few secs)

Me: a girl? For what
(Why can’t they talk what I understand?)

Dad: your brother its time for him, we have seen a girl…

(Did not see that coming my poor brother is 24 and I am sure he does not see that coming either but bit thrilled since I get new clothes ok I am vain)

Me; ok

Dad: is that all you can say? We have found a girl

Me: Who is she?

Quick conferring with my mom in the other end. They are sure it’s a girl

Mum: it’s a girl

(Right now that we have established that he is straight and we are getting him married to a girl can we get on with this)

Patiently I ask them some questions and the conversation just keeps around a girl. That’s all they have figured out. Then end of the conversation they were clever enough to point out that I am not acting responsibly I must check this proposal out. After half an hour conversation they have some criteria
She has to be the same caste
She has to be from a good family (god!)
Horoscope has to match...

And the only information I have is she is a girl. Unless I get a James bond to help me out (even he might find it difficult to work on that one)… Also I am the Chosen one to talk to my brother……. (I am scared)

7 comments:

  1. 24? he's only 24? and marriage?

    He's certainly too young... for men to mature and think about marriage, they should atleast be over 26...

    but then, some get married early...
    I can imagine how it feels... its a very very serious issue... all the best to you and your brother santhoshi....

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  2. is he any cute? ?;) or ...would u not know that?

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  3. 24???

    If somebody tried to get me married at 24 i'd runaway and join a circus...

    ...I still would :)

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  4. Good scene. Keep us updated as story develops.
    :)

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  5. U know I used to have an aunt who always tried to set me up...I ignored it at first but she kept going on and on....finally I stopped it by asking her whether I could take teh girl for a 'test drive'...and leered suggestively...come to think of it...she doesnt really talk to me anymore:)

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  6. LD:
    "He's certainly too young... for men to mature and think about marriage, they should at least be over 26... "
    Hooray! I don't want to ever grow up! longer time to play around. Man I love it over here,
    No parents to nag, it is summer. I even get looks (and more) for my rugby legs! (trust me they are good as the rest!!)

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  7. Ld -Thanks

    Middle child- ugh he is my brother

    azrael- read my next post :)

    vice - my family is really wierd

    n- eeks i hope my brother does not say that to me how would i say that to my parents back

    KS- i am sure my brother does not want to grow up either...

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