I thought I had left school and university and done with these godawful things. Recently, I have discovered you dont really get out of if when your kids have exams. Teaching the 7 year old has been a traumatising effect.
A small example :
1. Riddle one : I am all around you. Breathe me in and out. what am I?
S : Ghost
The answer is of course air for the ones of you who have forgotten your year 3 work.
2. Can you eat cut fruit from the road. Expain your answer
S: yes
S: my mum eats mangoes from the road
The answer should be of course no. The food kept out is not clean.
The eleven year old Einstein was shocked that I could help with her work.
D: wow mom you actually can explain the work I am impressed
Me : I went to university
What does she take me to be some sort of idiot who only shops.
Thank God all this is over.
aahahaha i love the last bit!! ahahaha thts a classic....!!
ReplyDeleteAnd tht reminds, why i shudnt have kids..!!
"some sort of idiot who only shops"
ReplyDeleteCoincidence but tomorrows the day Oxford Street closes for vehicular traffic and shoppers are allowed to walk freely. I just posted it on my FB status and did think of you amongst all my yummy mummy friends in the Paradise Island who would have loved to be there!
And I thought I was the only one going through this. Mine is more like 'Mother! Let me explain! this is why I told you....' (and goes into lengthy explanations as to why she got it wrong!
ReplyDeletelost soul- :)
ReplyDeletevice- ahh oxford street...
hoot -blog post please?
Lol! :)
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